KarthXLR: oh for god's sake
KarthXLR: do we really have that many immature people on minecraft?
backfire: what ahppend?
backfire: happend*
KarthXLR: apparently someone went dick happy again
KarthXLR: by what face has told me
KarthXLR: now at this point
KarthXLR: I don't think face would have been patient to do it
backfire: I'd say spore
backfire: lemme check the logs
KarthXLR: really?
KarthXLR: hrm
KarthXLR: just I'm really sick of it
KarthXLR: it's immature and really...
KarthXLR: well
KarthXLR: gay
backfire: "20:25:58- lol im watching the premiere of 300 dicks"
backfire: only other person on then was nitrous
KarthXLR: that was face
KarthXLR: he just talked t ome
KarthXLR: he was watching 300
KarthXLR: as in the movie
KarthXLR: and just put dicks on there as a pun
backfire: well,checking the logs, it was only face and nitrous on since I was last on
KarthXLR: and I don't know who would do it
KarthXLR: because apparently no one else cares about the dicks
KarthXLR: besides you and myself.
KarthXLR: hmnmm
KarthXLR: fail just posted a valid point
KarthXLR: why not just reset the server?
KarthXLR: like
KarthXLR: to when it wasn't all dicked up
KarthXLR: I have a feeling it was stein
backfire: yep, I'm convinced it was face
backfire: stein wasn't on at all
KarthXLR: wait really?
backfire: https://dl-web.getdropbox.com/get/mine craft/server.log?w=b657f971&sjid=11743 78653
backfire: dunno if you can see that
backfire: can you?
KarthXLR: can't
backfire: hold on
KarthXLR: have to be a member
backfire: http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/99732/serve rlog.txt
KarthXLR: /74.75.141.175 logged in as Stein3
backfire: down at 20:00 is when I took off
backfire: it was dick free then
backfire: and only other person was nitrous
KarthXLR: I don't think nitrous would dick it up
backfire: exactly
backfire: look below that
backfire: round 25 after
backfire: hmm... well that wouldn't give him enough time
backfire: though
backfire: at 21:24, he came back on
KarthXLR: and it's always possible it's geoff
backfire: and had about 13 minute before he left
backfire: it really can't, this shows everyone who joined and left
backfire: but go down to the bottom at timemarker 20:00:00
backfire: that's around when I left when it was dick free
backfire: go on the server
KarthXLR: ok
backfire: I'm going sherlok holms on that dick painting's ass
KarthXLR: fwoh
KarthXLR: sherlok holms eh?
backfire: mhm, don't clean any of the dicks
backfire: I wanna take a count
KarthXLR: ok then
backfire: 10:07 PM - backfire: Hey, did you happen to plant dicks everywhere and change the sign to dicksmas?
10:07 PM - Player 0: ... no :|
10:07 PM - Player 0: i was mostly afk
10:07 PM - backfire: -.- I'm at a impasse here
10:08 PM - backfire: Looking at the logs, there's only a possiblity of 3 people who could have done this
10:08 PM - Player 0: .. who?
10:08 PM - backfire: face, fail, or yourself
10:08 PM - backfire: no offence
10:09 PM - backfire: looking the how elaborate it was, fail only had 3 minutes on the server, so he didn't have any time
10:09 PM - backfire: face did have enough time, but he claims not to have any hacks
10:09 PM - Player 0: pffft
10:09 PM - Player 0: since im drunk ill admit
10:09 PM - Player 0: i changed the sign
10:09 PM - Player 0: :)
10:09 PM - Player 0: <3 karth
10:09 PM - backfire: did you plant the dicks around?
10:09 PM - Player 0: no
10:09 PM - Player 0: i changed the sign to dicks mas
10:10 PM - backfire: alright, just don't do that please
10:10 PM - Player 0: cause it was dikrstmas already
10:10 PM - backfire: -.- both karth and myself are really getting sick of this kind of crap happening
10:10 PM - backfire: but alright
10:10 PM - Player 0: lolk
10:10 PM - Player 0: i havent played in a while
10:10 PM - Player 0: so i dunno
10:11 PM - Player 0: but i wont do that shit
10:11 PM - Player 0: if no one wants it :)
10:11 PM - backfire: alright, thanks
KarthXLR: is nitrous going to keep admin?
KarthXLR: do you still trust him enough?
backfire: gave him a slap on the wrist
KarthXLR: I see
backfire: but next time I catch him doing this, I will revoke it
KarthXLR: alright
KarthXLR: sounds good
backfire: but yeah... sherlock holms skills ftw, eh?
backfire: :P
KarthXLR: lol
KarthXLR: face was on for 13 minutes
KarthXLR: that's more than enough time to place those dicks
KarthXLR: and just to make sure
backfire: but then there's the issue about whether or not he has hacks
KarthXLR: he put a dick on his submarine to make himself look innocent
KarthXLR: nah
KarthXLR: 10 minutes is more than enough
backfire: mhm, I'd see that happending
KarthXLR: I think it's face
KarthXLR: nitrous was drunk
KarthXLR: and who has done vandalizing before?
KarthXLR: what I really want
backfire: either spore or stien
backfire: but nither of them are suspects
KarthXLR: stein I think could've
KarthXLR: he's a suspect
KarthXLR: spore doesn't care enough
backfire: but he wasn't on
KarthXLR: true
KarthXLR: gonna take off all those dicks
KarthXLR: if they persist, keep checking the logs
KarthXLR: face is our #1 suspect
KarthXLR: but I have an idea
KarthXLR: leave the dick on his submarine
KarthXLR: if he removes it, he's probably innocent
KarthXLR: if not
KarthXLR: he's most definitely not innocent
backfire: hmm, this is an interesting story
KarthXLR: we should take this to kotaku
backfire: :P
KarthXLR: IT COULD BE OUR BIG BREAK
backfire: 10:21 PM - backfire: when you get a moment, I have a few question I'd like to ask
10:21 PM - Face despises SFIV: uh
10:21 PM - Face despises SFIV: ok
10:21 PM - Face despises SFIV: theres a long story to this
10:22 PM - backfire: hmm?
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: Mr. Face (or Keith) is accidentally drunk
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: he thought a margarita batch was lemonaide
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: and drank a glass
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: it isnt pretty
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: i am his Cousin
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: but i was playing Minecraft late this night
10:22 PM - Face despises SFIV: so
10:22 PM - backfire: so that explains the dicks everywhere?
10:23 PM - Face despises SFIV: Oh yeah there were dicks everywhere
10:23 PM - Face despises SFIV: whats with that?
10:23 PM - Face despises SFIV: you guys got a penis fantasy or something :P
10:23 PM - backfire: was wondering that myself
10:23 PM - backfire: so while you were accidenatlly drunk, what happend on the server?
10:24 PM - Face despises SFIV: HE was drunk
10:24 PM - Face despises SFIV: I was on
10:24 PM - Face despises SFIV: he was sleeping :P
10:25 PM - backfire: hmm
10:25 PM - backfire: were you on the server tonight though?
10:25 PM - Face despises SFIV: yeah i was all alone ;_;
10:26 PM - backfire: hmm, could you tell me a few things.
10:26 PM - backfire: do you know the status of the Christmas countdown sign?
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: Uh yeah
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: it had a tree
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: and a hat
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: and its said Dicksmas
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: or something
10:26 PM - backfire: hmm
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: why?
10:26 PM - Face despises SFIV: that bad?
10:27 PM - backfire: sorta, vandalism has been happening more frequently and I'm trying to crack down on this
10:27 PM - backfire: hmm, come to think of it
10:27 PM - backfire: was face on while he was drunk?
10:28 PM - Face despises SFIV: nope
10:28 PM - F
KarthXLR: he's lying
KarthXLR: I was just talking to him not even 20 minutes ago
KarthXLR: plus
KarthXLR: do you really predict faces "cousin" would use his computer?
backfire: doubt it
KarthXLR: you know
KarthXLR: hold on
KarthXLR: I've got a plan
backfire: hmm?
backfire: gunna call his bloof
KarthXLR: yeah
backfire: bluff
KarthXLR: I don't believe this for a second
backfire: 10:29 PM - backfire: hmm, that's a bit of a problem though...
10:30 PM - backfire: looking at the server logs, I could easly narrow who was on down at the time to one person
10:30 PM - Face despises SFIV: ok
10:30 PM - Face despises SFIV: well i was alone
10:30 PM - Face despises SFIV: and there were dicks
10:30 PM - Face despises SFIV: EVERYWHERE
10:32 PM - backfire: see, when I left. Things were dick free
10:32 PM - Face despises SFIV: :O
10:32 PM - Face despises SFIV: left click what
10:33 PM - backfire: I left the server before it was vandalised
10:33 PM - backfire: checking the server logs however, face was the only one who was on since then
backfire: 10:33 PM - Face despises SFIV: well i went to the bathroom for like 5 minutes
10:33 PM - Face despises SFIV: think he might have snuck on?
10:34 PM - backfire: seeing how there's no other choise, I'm simply going to ban him until I can get a decent explenation of what really went on
KarthXLR: so
KarthXLR: banned until explanation?
backfire: Guity until proven innocent
KarthXLR: alright then
backfire: screw democracy, in my server, it's bloody tyranny
KarthXLR: lol
backfire: I rain down justice like a IRON FIST
backfire: 10:35 PM - Face despises SFIV: well
10:35 PM - Face despises SFIV: that was there before i even got on
10:35 PM - Face despises SFIV: and thats not a joke
10:35 PM - Face despises SFIV: but the penises i never really noticed
10:36 PM - Face despises SFIV: until i was about to leave
10:36 PM - Face despises SFIV: anyway Karth is kind of spamming how im gonna be banned?
10:36 PM - Face despises SFIV: say what
backfire: hmm
backfire: he just said 'how IM' gonna be banned
KarthXLR: yes
KarthXLR: and if I recall
backfire: bastard
KarthXLR: I told him that he wasn't gonna get to play due to face's douchebaggery
KarthXLR: and lack of explanation
KarthXLR: he really pulls some pathetic bs
backfire: wow, this just in
backfire: 10:38 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: dont ban face
10:38 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: jesus christ
10:38 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: he asked me to make the green dicks on my stuff
10:38 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: :(
10:38 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: and i made dicksmas and any oragne dick
10:38 PM - backfire: so you put the dick everywhere?
10:39 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: i put the small pink dick on dickmas and the orange dick on brbu cit
10:39 PM - backfire: hmm, did face make the other 2?
10:39 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: green on my stuff
KarthXLR: wow
backfire: 10:39 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: and the large pink one
10:39 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: i deleted a green
10:40 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: but he askes me first
10:40 PM - +|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: so dont ban him
KarthXLR: this just gets weirder and weirder
backfire: wtf??
KarthXLR: I don't even know what to say
KarthXLR: so face was lying
KarthXLR: nitrous was lying
backfire: ITS A GODDAMN CONSPERICY ~_~
KarthXLR: http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/upload s/2008/11/mindfuck1.jpg
KarthXLR: so
KarthXLR: what now?
KarthXLR: oh yeah
backfire: YOU LOOK UP IN AW AT MY AMAZING DETECTIVE SKILLS
KarthXLR: face just owned himself
KarthXLR: http://www.brbuninstalling.com/forum/i ndex.php?topic=3590.msg112959#msg11295 9
backfire: I'M A BLOODY GENIOUS XDD
backfire: omg
KarthXLR: fail
KarthXLR: just...
KarthXLR: wow
KarthXLR: fail
KarthXLR: this is what I was trying to get out of him
backfire: 10:44 PM - backfire: wait...
10:44 PM - Face despises SFIV: wut
10:44 PM - backfire: you're his cousin?
10:44 PM - Face despises SFIV: yes
KarthXLR: again
KarthXLR: did you see his forums post?
backfire: yeah
KarthXLR: he has no idea how badly he just screwed himself over
KarthXLR: what an idiot
backfire: 10:44 PM - backfire: "So i pretty much hate how a ton of you are blaming me without even knowing any facts at all

I'm talking to backfire and he's the only one who is actually being reasonable"
10:44 PM - Face despises SFIV: yeah
10:44 PM - Face despises SFIV: Karth blamed
10:44 PM - Face despises SFIV: 3clipse asked
10:45 PM - backfire: second part actually
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: it got annoying how many people were messaging me
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: what about it
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: i was talking to you?
10:45 PM - backfire: Mr. Face "I'm talking to backfire"
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: yeah
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: so
10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: i was talking to you
10:45 PM - backfire: so face lets his cousin post on the forums for him?
backfire: 10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: yeah im on like almost as much as him
KarthXLR: bullcrap
KarthXLR: absolute bullcrap
backfire: 10:45 PM - Face despises SFIV: yeah im on like almost as much as him
KarthXLR: no way
KarthXLR: do I
KarthXLR: believe thi
KarthXLR: for even half a second
KarthXLR: face posted once about his cousin and cuss words and boobs
KarthXLR: saying
KarthXLR: he didn't want him exposed
KarthXLR: so why in god's name would he put him on the forums
backfire: 10:47 PM - backfire: so... basicly 2 people, one identity? You know how wierd that sounds, right?
10:47 PM - backfire: just sayin
10:47 PM - Face despises SFIV: a lot of people do it
10:47 PM - Face despises SFIV: thats how he pays for most his games
10:47 PM - Face despises SFIV: by mooching off me xD
KarthXLR: is he serious?
KarthXLR: even after begging nitrous for help?
backfire: I...
backfire: I ... don't even...
KarthXLR: this is just sad
KarthXLR: alright
KarthXLR: ban him and be done with it
KarthXLR: we gave him a chance
KarthXLR: not even we
KarthXLR: YOU gave him 2 chances
backfire: that's the thing though... I don't have any solid evidence against him now
KarthXLR: he's lying
backfire: the whole dick conspericy's been cleared up
KarthXLR: he begged to nitrous
KarthXLR: who assisted
backfire: huh?
KarthXLR: and said he was going to be banned
backfire: did you talk to him?
KarthXLR: let's go over the facts again, shall we?
KarthXLR: we start talking to face's "cousin"
KarthXLR: he claims he came on when the dicks were already there
KarthXLR: we accuse him of BS
KarthXLR: and threaten to ban him
KarthXLR: he goes to nitrous
KarthXLR: and tells him of the said warning
KarthXLR: nitrous goes to you
KarthXLR: admits he put some of the dicks on there after face's "cousin" asked him to
KarthXLR: now tell me
KarthXLR: why would face's cousin put dicks on there, if he said it was some kind of fetish?
KarthXLR: scratch that
KarthXLR: why would face's cousin BEG someone to put dicks on there
KarthXLR: it's riddled with plotholes
KarthXLR: and inconsistencies
backfire: true
KarthXLR: it's unbelievable
backfire: okay
backfire: so what we have to do to finish this and close this god damn case once and for all
backfire: we gotta get nitrous on our side
KarthXLR: hmmmj?
KarthXLR: what do you mean by that?
backfire: if I simply get nitrous to say that face went to him and begged him to make up a story so he wouldn't get banned...
backfire: it'd be enough to ban him on facts alone
KarthXLR: alright then
KarthXLR: I'll try to ask him very nicely
backfire: ok
backfire: ...this should go on kotaku
backfire: don't close any windows and save all your logs >.>
KarthXLR: won't
KarthXLR: nitrous is drunk, methinks
KarthXLR: doesn't look like he's going to break
KarthXLR: KarthXLR: hey nitrous
KarthXLR: you got a minute?
supergay: DEPENDS
supergay: WATA
KarthXLR: wata what?
KarthXLR: anyways
supergay: WQAT
supergay: WAT
supergay: GODDAMN
supergay: JUST WAT
KarthXLR: look, just want to ask some questions
supergay: KK
KarthXLR: did face come on the server today, and ask you to draw dicks on everything
KarthXLR: this won't effect your status on the server
supergay: NO HE STEAM MSGED ME TO PUT GREEN DICK ON MY STAR AND MY ORB TOWER
supergay: I DELETED THE ONE ON THE ORB TOWER
supergay: THEM PUT AN ORANGE ON ON THE BRBU CITY SIGN
KarthXLR: and that's all?
supergay: BUT LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE THAT I DID THE DICKSMAN THING
supergay: AND THE PENIS ON THAT
KarthXLR: alright
KarthXLR: thanks for the time
KarthXLR: enjoy the game
supergay: I ALREADY TOOOOLD BACKFIRE BUT NP
KarthXLR: and that would leave face to put the other dicks up
KarthXLR: such as on his submarine, to make himself look innocent
KarthXLR: and on various other structures I found it on
KarthXLR: so about 6 or 7 in total
backfire: yeah...
KarthXLR: Face placed 2 or 3
backfire: well, I think this is enough. what do you think
backfire: but...
KarthXLR: http://pointriderrepublican.typepad.co m/guilty.gif
backfire: you think face would really be clever enough to take advantage of nitrous's drunken state, or was he just lucky
KarthXLR: I think he was lucky
backfire: none the less, now I'm sorta curious for a motive... not to sound cleche or anything
KarthXLR: I was complaining about it
KarthXLR: why not?
KarthXLR: plus
backfire: if he really is that much of a troll
KarthXLR: it's not if he's a troll
KarthXLR: it's if he's stupid
KarthXLR: and is face stupid?
backfire: that he is
backfire: so he did it just to piss you off
KarthXLR: That's the only motive I can think of
KarthXLR: and even after my warning of banning...
KarthXLR: hm
KarthXLR: I don't know WHY he thought he would get away with it
KarthXLR: but alas
backfire: heh
backfire: he doesn't know about how damn stubbern I am
KarthXLR: so
KarthXLR: case closed I guess?
backfire: My stubberness if renouned.
backfire: case closed, banned once again
KarthXLR: God Watson, this is why I love you
backfire: I'm Sherlock
backfire: you're watson >:(
KarthXLR: ...
KarthXLR: then who's Moriarty?
backfire: err
backfire: ...
backfire: darkchief
KarthXLR: .________.
KarthXLR: I never would've known
backfire: anyways, wanna save the chatlogs so we can throw facts in his face?
backfire: when he complains
KarthXLR: yes